Baby on the Mind

So I couldn’t help myself.  I saw a post on FF about fertility spells by Mia.  Someone bought a fertility spell off Ebay after reading so many success stories.  I was skeptical since something like 85% of couples will conceive within a year regardless, but I was interested.  I had time to spare… why not see what it’s all about.  I looked it up on Ebay, and sure enough- there are tons of auctions for spells.  Crazy!  I found the ones by Mia, and I couldn’t believe she had 100% positive feedback and has sold over three thousand spells.  She was even recommended by Pregnancy & Baby Magazine 2008.  You have to be impressed with her marketing skills!

Mia will do the spell, and then she will send a letter with a charm when the spell is completed.  I’m looking forward to getting my letter!  She’s in the UK, so it’ll take some time.  She will also do a spell to protect me and the baby when I get pregnant.  The package also includes a weight loss spell for after the baby is born.  Three spells for the price of one with free shipping and handling.  It was only $9.95.  What a deal!  I figure I spend more than that each month on sticks I pee on before throwing in the garbage!  So I splurged.  I’m going to consider it a donation to the baby cause… or an early Christmas present to myself.

Now, I don’t “believe” in spells and magic, but I do believe in positive energy.  I am sending out positive energy about my fertility into the universe.  I put this in the same category as Feng Shui- it couldn’t negatively affect the situation… and it’s entertaining.  I’ll stop worrying about whether or not I’ll get pregnant.  I’m going to get pregnant- I have a money back guarantee!